Friday Funnies

HAPPY FRIDAY my wonderful and lovely friends!  All I have to say is "WHEW" we FINALLY made it to the weekend.  Even though it's been a short week for me - it's been so LONNNNNNGGGGG at the same time and I'm just glad that tomorrow is Saturday and I can sleep in past 5:15 a.m. in the morning.  Although, I do have a teeth cleaning at 8:45 in the morning, it still is better than getting up at 5 - right?!  My girlfriend and I may get together to make St. Patrick's Day wreaths like we did for Valentine's Day but I'm not sure yet.  If we do it will probably be on Sunday.  I really need to finish painting my living room too (the trim as well).  What are your exciting plans for the weekend?  Since today is finally Friday - TGIF - I thought I would pass along a Friday Funny for you.  I might make this a weekly series but we'll see how it goes.  This was sent to me via email yesterday and I thought it was hilarious - except for the fact it could be describing my grandfather - LOL  Anyway - I hope you find it as humorous as I did! :o)

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"   He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.”

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."    George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello! I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team,a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"   George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Don't mess with old people! HA HA!! :o)



Happy Friday my friends!  Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!

Lots of love and hugs,
Trac- :o)